Tuesday, January 31, 2006

President Bush's State of the Union

Hey Kids, get some popcorn and gather the family around the TV. Bush is about to speak.

What will the president say in his state of the Union Address?

That the USA is losing the war in Iraq - NO!

That the threat of attacks on the USA are down - NO!

That the USA needs less oil from other countries - NO!

That the USA is going to get their asses kicked by China in this global economy - NO

That the government has a responsibility to help
provide health care for the poor and the elderly - NO, he'll skip that!

That the government fucked up big time in New Orleans - NO, let's not talk about The Big Easy!

That he has still not seen Brokeback Mountain yet - YES !


It should be a good show.
Then I can wait to watch Wolf Blitzer in the "SITUATION ROOM" afterwards. All the CNN correspondents, analysts, contributors and guests will try to make sense of the bullshit.

Yes - God Bless America!

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