Monday, April 17, 2006

WHAM!! George Michael Crashes Cars


London, England (AHN) – Former pop star George Michael is having problems staying out of the tabloids lately. Rumor has it that Georgie hit three cars on a suburban street and then simply drove away without telling their owners.

Witnesses revealed they heard a loud crash then found the ex-Wham singer sitting in his Range Rover staring at a banged up grey Ford Fiesta. He then started to drive away but hit the rear of a second parked car, a white Peugeot 406. The impact sent the Peugeot forward into the front of the third parked car, a green Rover 218 that had been parked a few feet away.
A witness said, "The first thing I heard was a loud smash. I looked outside and saw a Range Rover driving off. When I went downstairs people were standing round in the street looking at a damaged car.


"That's when the Range Rover came back round and stopped. I spotted George Michael just sitting there, staring at us. He didn't look too good for that time on a Sunday morning. After a while he tried to move off but shunted into the back of a Peugeot.

"It scraped its wheels along the curb and then smashed into the front of the green Rover. There was another almighty crash, then he just drove off again. It was really bizarre. No one could quite believe what they were seeing."

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